we will be discussing an explicit topic on the blog today. consider yourself warned, I will not be liable for any damage done.
I have always said that I wouldn't mind a Tapeworm--just for a little while. (I heard that the side affects include rapid weight loss & was immediately sold to the idea.) I think I take back all those times I decided I'd like to go to Ecuador or the Philippians (or wherever it is you can get those type of things) and drink all the tap water I could find. take them back, fully. consider such statements revoked.
I looked up Montezuma's Revenge online (for further clarification on what it really is--after learning that's what might be wrong with me I decided to get informed.) it's an illness suffered by travelers/tourists traveling to foreign parts of the world. there are different names for the different places you go, but the two others for Mexico are the Aztec Two-Step or the Gringo Gallop. (if you were lucky enough to catch such things in Asia you could be diagnosed with Gandhi's Revenge, Delhi Belly, or the Tokyo Trots. hey Audrey, have Kitty & Nobby had any issues in Tokyo?)
This sickness is usually caused by drinking unsterilised water, or eating spicy food visitors aren't accustomed to, or eating fresh fruits. (didn't' have any tap water--it was a little too smelly for me) It is a bacteriological something-or-other and is always uncomfortable and in most cases caused by the "enterotoxigenic E.coli bacterium". (whatever that means....Ecoli was the only term I understood there. all I know is that it has truly been the pits.... speaking pits, today I decided to wear a DownEast under tee and it's been rubbing my armpits RAW. I remembered my Aunt Millie had the same problem and I later learned that she cut that part out of her shirt. how'd that work for ya Aunt Mil? exactly where am I supposed to cut?)
so here are my thoughts and observations about such weight loss techniques as Montezuma's Revenge:
2. just makes you irritated
3. maybe a little bit smelly
4. very acquainted with restroom services in the area
as for the rapid weight loss. lies. all LIES. can you believe it? all this and no such benefits.